Elaine Benes is the Best Friend You've Ever Had

 Meet Elaine Benes.

 She's the perfect spunky New York gal pal.

 She knows all your secrets...

and will be there in your time of need... with a snack.

Hipsters? Elaine will have none of that.

And she's dealt with internet bullying for years.

Did I mention she loves cake just as much as you do?

 

and she won't nag you about not going to the gym.

 

Elaine is women with priorities.

 Just don't piss her off or she'll ruin your life!

 Be careful because Elaine is easily excited.

 She literally has moves like Jager

and deep down she's as cynical and bitchy as you are.