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This gentleman has a perfectly lovely mushroom tipped penis. However any chance of hotness is ruined when he opens his mouth and starts to talk. Lets break this one down:
"I love masterbating." Who uses the word masturbating while their masterbating?!? That's the term you use in a doctors office or if you're a disgraced politician in a sex controversy.
"My penis loves me." Really? How long have you two been going out?
"I'm gonna sperm. I'm gonna sperm my load." I had to go back an listen to this several times to make sure I got it correct. Sperm is a noun not a verb. Next time try the words shot, spray, or unload instead.
Conclusion: Leave the dirty talk to the pros and shut your mouth.
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