The Slut Test

When you're gay, it's difficult to gauge your slut status based on straight world standards. Here is a test made for homos. If you answer YES to more then 4 questions below, odds are you're a slut:

Have you had sex with more then 30 people? 
Have you ever cum in a bar?
Have you ever had sex in an adult book store?
Have you ever been double penetrated? 
Have you ever fisted on the first date?
Have you ever had sex at work?  
Have you ever bought an ugly hooker?
Have you ever been and ugly hooker? 
Have you ever had the thought "Damn that feels good! I wonder what his name is?"
Have you ever placed or answered a Craigslist add?
Have you ever (seriously) referred to your asshole as a 'man pussy?'
Have you ever had group sex? (I define a group as 4 or more)
Have you ever had sex with 3 or more people on more then 3 separate encounters in one day?
Have you ever needed to replace a sling because the old one was worn out?
Have you been in profession porn? (professional= you got paid)
Do you prefer to fuck bareback? (top or bottom)
Do you own more then 2 cock rings?
Do you keep a running Excel spreadsheet of everyone you've ever slept with?
Do you have a favorite brand of poppers?
Do you have more then three 'hook up' apps on your phone?
Do you have condoms, mouthwash, and lube in your car...just in case?
Do you own a dildo that is more the 7 inches long or more then 2 inches wide?
Do you get mad when a guy doesn't swallow?
Does the staff at your local bathhouse know you by name?
What percentage of the photos on your phone are pornographic?
Are you in an open relationship that your partner doesn't know about?
When you hear the word 'business trip' does your mind instantly think of anonymous hotel sex?
Is it impossible to take a screen shot of your phone's photo album without a naked picture being included?

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