I'm a DANCER!

Showgirls from Jeffrey McHale on Vimeo.

Black Swan Trailer MASH UP
 
 
If you didn't know, one of my all time favorite movies is Showgirls. It's undoubtably the worst movie ever made and I love every minute of it! I couldn't help but enjoy this mash up of Black Swan and Showgirls.

Which One of These Does Not Belong?

 














 

















3 Pics are a great examples of a Hot profile picture. One is not. Can you spot the lemon?

The Globes Fashion Game

Here's a game: I'll leave my opinion out and let you decide who I think is the best and the worst. Here is a hint: There are 6 Worst dressed choices, 9 Best dressed choices, and 1 Wild Card. I'll comment on this post with the answers

  

 

  

 

 

 

I WON THE LOTTO!

Ok, so I didn't win the lotto...but what if I did? What would I do next? This is what I think about whenever I'm driving or my mind is blank. For example. would I give people money? If so, how much? I don't know everything I would do, but here is what I know for sure:

Step 1: Go see a financial planner. I'm not a money expert, so let them figure out how much to I should be saving, spending, etc. I've seen too many shows on Lotto winners who go bankrupt 5 years later.

After leaving the financial planner's office I would drive straight to the airport and get on a plane. Best idea is to get away and figure shit out. A money bomb has just blown up which probably fucks you up in the head. Rest, relax, figure out a plan. Depending on the time of year, I probably go to a tropical destination to sit on the beach for a couple days. Either that or go shopping in Vegas.

When I returned home, my next purchase would be a new car. Big expensive flashy cars are not my thing and they don't impress me. (Most of them seem like a big waste of money) However I do need a new one because the Matrix has close to 140,000 miles on it. Also see my earlier post about the Mini Countryman.

The major step would be to buy a condo. My dream is to live in Blue Back Square. There was a 2 bedroom unit for sale a couple of months ago for $650,000. So you can see why I'll need a lotto ticket for the move. As for a second home...I'd like one on the beach but I'm not sure which beach? So the summer home might take more time.

Other things on the to do list would be to sign up for laser eye surgery. Only if they could fix my vision without having to actually touch my eye with a knife. That's a deal breaker.

10 Steps to Becoming a (Gay) Man

There are rights of passage that every gay must fulfill on their way to becoming a man:

1. Get de-friended

2. Feel Punk Beebe's balls.

3. Get a flat and have to change your own tire.

4. Go into Credit Debt

5. Have sex with a trick that you later regret as a total waste of time.

6. Have a threesome with a couple. One of which is uber hot and the other you're just doing to get to the hot one.

7. Buy fun (usually overpriced) underwear for an underwear party.

8. Know how to respond to the question: "Have you ever had cum in your eye Gabriel?"

9. Accidentally start to feel up a friend in a dark back room.

10. Work in retail or food service

A Hole is One

And you thought you had a bad day?

Speaking of Old Favorites...

This is one of those songs that is embeded in my brain forever. As soon as the music starts I can sing along and remember every word. Go ahead, give it a shot. You'll be amazed how much of it you remember.